I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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