weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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