it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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