Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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