508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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