They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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