Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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