I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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