is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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