2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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