If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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