Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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