hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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