i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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