So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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