Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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