Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I pour the whiskey from now on
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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