Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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