I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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