He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you would pick up someone in the library
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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