Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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