Where is the hickey?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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