69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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