Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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