try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
