Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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