It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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