Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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