what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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