i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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