brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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