There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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