If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
