this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Boobs speak an international language.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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