i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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