I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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