big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
you never un-have a 4some
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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