we're blogging at a bar
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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