Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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