DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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