I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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