a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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