R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
bring money and cleavage
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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