the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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