we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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