I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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