btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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