yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She even gives head with a lisp.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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