He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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