I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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