She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Randomize