you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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