oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
tell me about the eggs
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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