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• (419): View more from Ohio

  A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  This ER has an aquarium in it!!!

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week

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• (914): View more from New York

  I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her

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  You mean sponsor?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!

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• (631): View more from New York

  I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.

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• (585): View more from New York

  i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.

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