talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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