I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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