After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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